For all you lazies just delete this email it's a long one
Hello everybody how are you good I'm good thank you
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Somethings to make certain people happy... "I wanna talk about trucks." 
"Aaaalma. Chaptah twooo"
"Big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong, sharing kindness its an easy feat and magic makes it all complete" king
Alright now that the rest of you feel left out lets commence
First things, shout out to district 20-F theyre going to Tahiti TOMORROW! But extra shout out to Elder Rolfson. Coolest Elder to ever exist.
Sœur Frey and I (my companion) pass the time by me talking non stop and her listening because she is forced to (unless we are having a logical discussion, then it's equal talk and listen). But the biggest thing ive done right now to pass the time for her is narrate a romance enemies to lovers slowburn typa book for her outloud. In simpler terms, Wattpad. HEEHEEHEEHAW. I make it up as i go and its so funny. Example- me talking outloud: "You wake up in a lush palace bed. The sunlight is seeping through the sheer curtains. 'Y/N!' You hear your dad, Snoop Dogg, the king, call to you." So I have a whole storyline going with that and its actually SO FUNNY I get all the tropes in. And sœur Frey is into it because she has no other option but to listen. Like for example, last night my bike broke so we walked home in the jungle in the pitch black and i narrated chapter 5 of the story for a whole hour. She screamed at the plot twist.
OH MY GOSH EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THIS!! So turns out people are actually so cool. Sœur Frey and i were just knocking on some doors at a Haitian apartment place thing and there was a HUGE group of guys drinking smoking and doing all sorts of stuff. And we were like hmmmm do we avoid them? As any sane woman would? Then we were like well i dont feel a "no" so we went over and were like bonsoir comment ca va then they were actually the coolest people ever. It was so funny, just two white girls from Utah standing in the midst of drugs and all that good stuff, just talking about God with a gang because why not? They were so cool. They totally couldve killed us (or worse, expelled!) right then and there in that corner if they wanted but they didnt! Sicka
I need a guitar so so so bad.
I have started a ur mom joke epidemic. I cant stop saying them and now the elders have started to join in. Funny thing though, after every ur mom joke i make, i give myself a high five in honor of Elder Rolfson because i would high five him after every ur mom joke i make and vise versa (but he is not here now cause hes in the mtc), but the elders dont know thats what it means so they just clap their hands after every ur mom joke they make. How funny.
Hey shout out to bishop Heiner for showing me 2 Corinthians 12:7-10 throughout the years. Elder Dickson, you know the truth.
Okay okay back to Guadeloupe.... ah yes. So its France. Legit, France. As in the uncommon ish occasion that you see a white perzon, they are from France. Basically Guadeloupe is to France, as Hawaii is to the USA. Everyone here just refers to France as the city and yeah. So im living in France but also Africa at the same time. Its wack! But i LOVE THE FRENCH FOOD SO MUCH! And Milka... God loves me everybody.
Hmmm quoi d'autre....
Oh juice is so huge here. They make so many juices and they're SO good. Also, they can sing like none other. I also sing. I ride my bike and sing All Too Well-Taylor's Version-10 Minute Version. It's so fire. Especially when i get to "AND I WAS NEVER GOOD AT TELLIN JOKES..." you best believe I'm living the good life.
Oh I went to English Connect (we teach English to the locals for free) but in a different area because i did exchanges (switched companions for the day) and i started an argument about if Nikki Minaj is better than Rihanna. It was great! Honestly I couldn't care less about it, but I knew one of the Elders LOVES Rihanna and I felt bored so I shared lies about how I do not like her.
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