Week 55 - The 1/4 I hate/bro chill we have neighbors

2 things I forgot to say last week:

I police lady let me on the blocked off road and then THE ENTIRE GUADELOUPE BIKE RACE (think French bike racing) WAS BEHIND ME AND A POLICE DUDE ON A MOTORCYCLE CHASED ME AND I DIDN'T PULL OVER CUS I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE EXIT I WANTED TO GO ON SO YEAH I SPED AWAY AND TOOK THAT LAST SECOND

2nd, Sœur Kaberry is actually AUSTRALIAN Canadian (moved to Canada from Australia when she was like 4) and so she said the d word and I was like then she was like I'M SO SORRY IT'S NOT A SWEAR WORD IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!! yeah funny thing, apparently her dad in CANADA convinced their whole branch of their Australian culture so there's this little branch in Canada who says the d word and h word HAHAha

Okay now well hmmmmm OH WE FOUND THIS MIRACLE APARTMENT IT WAS SO NICE WE THOUGHT IT WAS A HOTEL GR8 PEEPS

Ran over a kitten (bump bump) sorry

One day this week, at dusk, the sky was a dark dark ashy pink it was so so so pretty it was amazing

WHAT?!?!? SO SISTER KABERRY IS AUSTRALIAN AND THEN THE FIRST TIME WE GO TO FIND PEOPLE IN PUBLIC ON A PARK/BEACH THE 2ND GUY WE TALK TO IS AUSTRALIAN?!?!!!!!?!!!! WHAAAT ?!?? I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE MISSION MET AN AUSTRALIAN!!!! Absolutely INSANE. He's REALLY cool, his names Rudy and he is reading praying and came to church!?!! 

Oh my gosh yeah so we showed up to teach a friend at pizza hot. NOT PIZZA HUT. pizza H O T. turns out it was like a double date set up at night at a bar and I heard ric flair drip for the first time in over a year and I was like WHA?! it was nice but then the dude was flirting with me SO HARD and I was like dang this guy is bold and speaking volumes with his eyes but well its too bad that I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!! GOSH DANG YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME CRINGE RIGHT NOW OKAY!!!!! We were outta there in like 2 minutes dw

Then Kevin (our AWESOME NEW FRIEEEEND) told us he can't read the Bible or book of Mormon cus people have tried to kill him then justify it with scripture so it's traumatizing. Kevin what the heck did you just say. But then he let us see his neighbors goats and that was so so funny. Kevin's so cool we talk to him like we are just regular normal friends and not missionaries and a random guy. We were texting him during out language study and he was mad teaching us Guadeloupean creole what a legend

Cool Guy Malek got baptized 

GOD GIVES MIRACLES EVERY SINGLE SECOND IT'S INSANE! The "number of miracles" never changes, we do

Out of all the tragic things all the hard times, I STILL can't find one thing that is valid to complain aboutI don't think there ever will be