SO!
The part to read if you don't read the rest of the email (the miracle): Okay so my district was missing our 2 Canadian elders because they didn't get their passports back from the Visa place so they couldn't fly to provo in USA. and I was so sad because gosh dang it I love my district but I had faith that they would make it. Then I lost faith! on about thursday, friday, saturday I was like I'm just accepting I'll never meet the canadians in person :(. BUT THEN On Sunday when we were calling one of them, Elder Rolfson (I LOVE YOU ELDER ROLFSON) was like "guys I have faith... Monday's the day. Tomorrow we will get our passports back from the consulate. Monday's the day" and idk something just struck a chord with me and i was like you know what YEAH monday's the day! They'll get their passports and fly and be here by wednesday! So with elder rolfson's INSANE faith and grandma Pat's prayers (mostly her) (just kidding).... later on sunday night ELDER DICKSON (Canadian Troy Bolton guys, he was basketball team captain so he's REALLY REALLY cool everybody)(Elder Dickson that was a joke) SENT US A MESSAGE SAYING "guess where I am" HE WAS IN AMERICA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE HECK HE SAID! WELL i'LL TELL YOU! HE SAID "I'll be in the MTC on Monday." monday. MONDAY! MONDAY IS THE DAY! SO GOD ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS EVEN MORE INTENSE THAN WE PLANNED, HE DIDN'T GIVE OUR ELDERS THEIR PASSPORTS, HE GAVE US OUR ELDERS! How did they do it, you ask? A family friend of one of theirs just told them they can drive across the borders without their passports if they're lucky. So then elder rolfson also drove across the border to the next day he was available! and they were really lucky at the border! All they had to show was birth certificate and stuff like that. So now, I leave on the 27th for barbados, but ALL 5 OTHERS IN MY DISTRICT ARE HERE! AND I GET TO BE WITH THEM BEFORE I LEAVE!!!! WOOOO God is a miracle worker everybody. You guys it's so crazy to have all my district here. They are so awesome.
Actually I am going to tell you about them right now in Alphabetical order
Elder Burch: He is our district leader and a DOG. hee hee hee haw. He's very smart and he has freckles in person, not on zoom though. He laughs a lot and laughs loud which is so awesome, I love when people do that. He also is a deep thinker. Also he has a very good French accent. WOOF. He is a dwirty dwag. He also is writing songs. Elder burch is very cool. He just can't keep the ladies off him.
Elder Dickson: Elder Dickson got repeatedly destroyed in spikeball by elder rolfson. Elder Rolfson made me type that. Elder Dickson's top 3 artists are 1. Taylor Swift 2. Olivia Rodrigo 3. Kanye West. And he does not take Taylor Swift music lightly. In fact, the other day he, Soeur Whisamore, and I were singing all too well- 10 minute version. And Elder Dickson, did, in fact, know all the words. Elder Dickson is the best high five giver and they always make your hand sting afterwards. But that's a good thing I think. He also informs me about what Canada is like, for example, did you know they dont have in Canada: computers, chairs, TV's, women, and more? Also sometimes I hate Elder Dickson because he gives INSANE testimonies that light the entire room on fire and i get jealous.
Elder Millward: KING MILLWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! ELDER MILLWARD is the closest thing we have to God honestly. the kingest of kings. the colosses of clouds. He's in the top 5 funniest people i've ever met in my entire life I'm dead serious. Words just cannot explain elder millward except the phrase "the gift that keeps on giving"
Elder Rolfson: I LOVE ELDER ROLFSON he is so so sos so so soo sfun and I'm SO glad he's finally here! He's into photography and Minecraft and backpacking and he sometimes has a very strong Canadian accent. Sometimes. He enjoys piano and long walks on the beach. He has REALLY cool eyebrows and he always just makes you feel really happy whenever you're around him. And he has the faith of a prophet. So when one day you tune into conference to listen to Elder Rolfson, just know that I told you so.
Soeur Whisamore: My companion, my sisterwife for when we marry Jean Pierre (hES FROM PARIS), There's too much to say about her. Usually its very hard for us to study because I start singing a random song and then she sings it too. And she also could be a cute cartoon voice actor. She is very patient. And we have many different personalities together, for example, minions, knock off "seinfeld", "pick me person", etc. She's very ver yver vyer very very very AWESOME and she loves her cat so much. I will miss her so much.
We found out the elders in our district literally just did not know what bed sheets were so they were sleeping on straight mattresses with the pee pads as blankets. Very funny
Anyways, the next email I send I wont be with my district. So that's why I wanted to talk about them. But yes I won't be with my district anymore. which is the most depressing thing ever because those 5 people are the best people to ever exist in the world and If i never see them again I will literally die. No exaggeration actually.
I keep accidentally hate criming people to their faces but I swear I sometimes have good intentions
Things my district has learned from me
-always say hee hee hee haw (clash royale)
-if you don't want to hear a your mom joke from me, don't speak ever. because no matter what you say i will make a your mom joke out of it
in fact, I got the phrase "your mom" aka "ta mere" banned in class. And I had to go on a 24 your mom joke fast. It was extremely hard
okay actually thats all goodbye
pictures (the only part people look at)
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