Week 61 - Will I go home in 3 1/2 months, or 5??? Anyways pray I get my papers

Tuesday zone conference was fun woo. Swallowed the hard pill that I'm illegal and so that means I will be stuck on Guadeloupe until 1) I become legal or 2) I finish my mission

That's alright just might lose my mind 

I lost the game 

Wednesday  visited this lady Monique at the hospital. I'll explain. Called many numbers last week. Monique answered. We were like hey can we share the gospel. She was she was in the hospital. We said oh word we'll visit you then. She was like okay. So we go. We go to the front desk cus idk if I'm supposed to check in! I guess we DIDN'T need to and so the lady assumed we needed Help finding the room. So she was asking "is she married or single?" I still thought we were checking in and that she needed that info to let us go? And so I called Monique and said "hey are you married?" and she was like "am I married?!" I was like oh man on the inside. Then she said "forget it!" anyways I found her room anyways and it ended up being really really awesome!!! So all was well. 

went to go teach our friend Samuel and then his wife Érika showed up and was very interested and BOOM CRAZY COOL LESSON, they were like "society is unjust" and I shared the scripture that's like "all are alike unto God" etc and then it was way cool and the spirit was strong and after the silent pause Erika was like " wow those words resonate" and  the whole lesson was so cool

Thursday lemme clarify. Last week I didn't actually watch any movies. What I meant was that Sœur Kaberry retold movie plots to me. There was a ROACH and all was well in zion I was killing it no problem and then it touched my journal and then I hated it so much I killed it and then i wanted it to be resurrected so I could kill it again. Taught Naéjy a guy we found  from FB!!! He told us we shouldn't wear jewelry cus the Bible says not to.  Well Mr man the Bible also condones animal sacrifices so where are your goat carcasses eh? 

Friday good old mami Bouchaut. She's an old lady, she speaks English, Spanish, and is now gonna tackle Italian

Parked in front of members house. Dudes pulled over and started to flirt,  dudes got poetic "the moon is for you; your parents have to be so beautiful" (honestly I was impressed by the moon thing they were saying) then they were like "are you lost" we said no. Then they went into the house that we were about to go visit a member in. We called the member and she was like "oh so sorry! I have guests over now, another time!" I said "yeah, we saw them" or more accurately, THEY sure saw US. in short, we did not visit her

Saturday knocked on doors for soooo long and it was fun cus sister Kaberry told me about her Kitamat life and her friend that in my opinion, she needs to marry. Pet a paralized puppy  

Sunday 7 HOUR CHURCH?!!?? WHAAAT !? Yeah idk about that one. Well, it happened. 9:00-4:00. Why?! Cus there was a branch meal and activites and all sorts of stuff cus I guess we're trying to sell the gospel now instead of share it simply. Hmmmmm mm.. It's okay though sister kaberry and I dipped after the 2 1/2 hour of church, also saving new convert Yvrose when the branch president had a smiling fight trying to get her to stay until 4. 

Went to teach a guy, MOST TINY ROAD IN THE MOST WINDY, TIGHT KINDA NEIGHBORHOOD EVER! A dude coming the way we were going from had to back up to let us go by it was wild. And he was SO KIND, it really got me thinking about the chill people I know here, I love the chill Guadeloupeans, they are just so insanely respectful and kind 

In reading the Book of Mormon, I love how there's a repeated phrase about God remembering the covenant He made with their fathers. It's just like aw wow we really are one huge family, God just wants us to all be linked together all sealed up nice and tight in the Celestial kingdom with Him, from Adam and Eve all the way down to the last people wait oh my gosh I wonder who the last person to ever be born will be

SUZETTE! Our dear beloved Suzette I love that woman. Yeah shes a single mom who works Mon-Fri, super tired, then she told us that she now has to work Saturdays too! Yikes. She was going through it. So we suggested a priesthood blessing. WOO elder Janke and Elder Dulan came with us Sunday to do that, it was great. the kids who live in that neighborhood played hide and seek with us again as we LEFT. I LOVE KIDS. We had to walk through this glob of people's get together (drugs alcohol) and this lady asked who we were so I got talking to her then afterwards sister kaberry and the elders were like "a creepy dude came RIGHT up behind you while you were talking and was eyeing your ukelele TOTALLY like he was about to steal it, we were all staring him down like do it see what happens" man I wish the guy would've, I would've loved to see elder Janke body that dude. honestly that kids WILD cracked 

OH okay speaking of, after that, sister kaberry and I were like elder Janke is literally Peter Parker (in like a proud motherly way dw) so then I started telling this whole story to sister kaberry making it up as I go  about a bombing in (English) Guiana and how it triggered all these natural disasters, and there's a different disaster on each island/French Guiana that's in this mission and I'm like making up all these plotlines for all the missionaries and sister Kaberry has NO idea yet but a lot of the missionaries in the story are gonna get super powers from the radiation in the bomb that was carried through the natural disasters